donderdag 24 maart 2011
When parents ask you …
“Hey , did you get home safely?”
“No, I died, like, four times.”
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
If one of a synchronized swimmer drowns, would they all drown?
When I walk with my earphones in.
Making a weird face at your best friend until they notice